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Wow, this is really tough! Who will appear in this video?
Let's make a team of losers in today's matchup.
This time, it's like "Bungee jumping".
Wow, this video is tough!
Let's fight for the popularity of this video.
It's really heavy, isn't it?
This...
Wow, who will appear in this video?
Let's make a game for the popularity of this video.
I got this idea from a manga called "Usogui".
It's a sort of gambling manga.
Among them, there is a very simple game.
It's called "Stopwatch Stopwatch Match".
- What? - That's simple.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Well, it's fine. - It's cute.
- It's a good one. - It's a good one.
The truth is not like this.
Let me tell you what kind of match it is.
For example, Yonemaru and I are fighting.
I'm holding the stopwatch.
Yonemaru is just standing like this.
I say "Ready, start!" and turn the stopwatch.
Suddenly, I say "Stop!" and stop it.
Yonemaru will guess how many seconds it is.
For example, if I say "10 seconds" and Yonemaru says "15 seconds",
the difference is 5 seconds.
Then, we do the same thing again.
The one with less difference wins.
It's a very simple game.
In "Usogui",
you can do it with three people.
You can stock the seconds.
In "Stockgoon", you can do it with "parabis's hat".
You can put it in a golden tool and bet on it.
I thought it wouldn't be a good idea for this video.
- Well... - I thought it would be a good idea.
However, if you do it like that,
you can't really fight with just a stopwatch.
That's where it changes.
If you count "one" and "two",
you can block the stopwatch side.
- I see. - Yes.
You can't physically move your arms and legs.
If it's not a terrible thing, you can do anything.
If you do that, you might overdo it.
You might accidentally kill Yonemaru.
- Yonemaru? - You're worried about him, right?
In order to avoid that,
for example, if I tell Yonemaru...
"I'll keep doing this so you won't get in my way",
and I say that,
the one with the stopwatch will also do it.
You have to do the same thing.
So, if you suggest something that's too hard, you'll be in pain.
Or, no matter where you look at it,
if you hold the stopwatch for too long, your opponent's mistake will be bigger.
But if you hold it for too long, you might stop too soon.
In that sense, doing something hard is not always right.
So, this time, we'll do it first, middle, and final.
The one who wins two rounds will be the winner of this game.
For now, we'll set the stopwatch to five minutes.
- Five minutes? - Yes.
If you do it for an hour, you'll be told it's two minutes and three minutes.
So, within five minutes, we'll see how many seconds of difference there will be.
Each team has decided their starting, middle, and finalist.
This finalist is Ryoya.
Ah, I've been made the finalist.
I think it's okay for Ryoya and me to fight each other, right?
Because we are in flames.
Anyway, let's fight for the title of "Wow, who is going to appear in this video?"
Rike's strategy is to wear glasses.
You look strong.
Didn't you decide it?
Didn't you decide it flexibly?
Certainly.
As soon as I put on my glasses, I thought, "Wow, you look strong."
No, I'm not strong.
I think Toshimitsu is better in this regard.
Because it's Hibi.
Yeah, it's Hibi.
Hibi and glasses are the same?
What's wrong with me?
I haven't settled in yet.
I want to beat Toshimitsu.
I'm begging you.
I don't want to lose in this life.
I want to win.
I don't want my heart to be destroyed.
I will attack first.
I'm the one who has the must-watch.
I don't have any pain or itch.
From now on, Toshimitsu will listen to a certain voice and attack.
So you can ignore this voice.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
The 10-year-old bullfrog is back.
Radio name 'Mr. Dog's Letter'.
Mr. Dog! Mr. Dog!
While my husband is away,
I'm a part-time wife who goes 'onani' in bed.
Today morning, I got home,
tied up my pants and tried to touch my phone.
Ah, if I stay like this and go home,
it'll be bad, so I have to wear clothes.
Home,
school,
big letters,
underwear,
before and after school,
underwear,
just one leg in,
gacha!
Huh?!
How many do you count?
Oh, it says so!
Huh?!
What's going on?
What's going on?!
What?
What's going on?!
Is it starting now?
It is!
Would you like to hear this?
Is it starting now?
It is!
It's starting!
Is it?
I thought of counting,
and thought it was a sample.
No, no, no.
There's no point in counting.
Oh, is that right?
Then do it yourself!
You're the one who made the rules.
You did it anyway!
Huh? You did it?!
Oh, so I'm the one who's going to do it?
- Huh? - That's right.
Oh, sorry. I didn't do anything.
And...
Oh, sorry, sorry.
I'm the one who's going to do it.
While I say "start" and "stop",
you just have to look at me.
And you girls can't touch this computer.
Sorry.
That was crazy.
That one was crazy.
I want you to explain the rules properly.
Ready...
Start!
I think it's best not to be embarrassed and talk to each other and move on with humility, but I think it would be nice if your sexual life was based on this as a trigger, but what do you think of people who actually have a wife?
How about dreamers? Do you have fun with your wife while waiting for this kind of sex?
I don't know much about it.
Is there such a way?
It's hard for me to say.
I don't have a dream because it's a broadcast other than death, but I'd like to end it like that. Thank you very much.
I can't take it because it's over.
Stop!
Now!
How many seconds is it?
It's 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
I thought you'd get it right.
By the way, I think you two also got it right with a sense of evil.
But I like all of you.
No, it's not.
I thought you two got it right.
I don't talk much about sex.
No, it's not.
You're the only one I'm curious about.
I don't care anymore.
The time is...
3 minutes and 28 seconds.
It's not nice.
I think it's okay.
25 seconds and 29 seconds.
I think we can do it for the rest of our lives.
30 seconds.
I'll think about it for a while, so wait for me for a day.
Huh?
Has it started?
How many seconds is it?
Chosan
Let's just say Chosan
Chosan
It's decided
Chosan was faster than I thought
Can we move a little?
Oh
I see
It's a very small place
There's a closet here
Yeah
Should we think of a lot of coordinates
for a date here?
Think of coordinates?
I can't do anything
You can't let me do anything
We have to sit down all the time
Yeah
Let's go back
You've been looking for it for a long time
and I've found it
Well
Let's go over there
Are you sure about this time?
I won't miss it
I'm sure about it
Let's go
Let's take a bath
Okay
Then I'll do it
Of course you have to wash your body and head
But I've been counting like this
Okay
Let's take a bath together
like this
Okay
Let's have our buddies do it
Okay
Chosan, you have less than 5 minutes
I know
Okay
I'll start
Are you ready?
Okay, start!
Cute
I've been happy lately. I want you to listen to me, is that okay?
I bought a car, didn't I?
I've been driving with the car open all the time, haven't I?
No!
Don't say bad things!
I've done a lot of things for you, like lasers and stuff like that.
But...
Shut up!
Because I talked too much...
That's a lot.
I talked like 10 seconds.
That's a lot!
I think I was able to keep it up for a while.
Yes.
Here we go. 3 minutes and 1 second.
I'm back!
4 minutes and 3 seconds!
Nice!
Really?!
That's terrible!
It wasn't as bad as before!
I'm sorry!
This is bad!
I don't know what's going on!
Of course, my name is Shibata Yusuke.
And this is...
Me!
You?!
Please decide who goes first.
I'll go first.
Oh!
What is this?!
Well...
I guess it doesn't matter in order.
This is what I came up with.
It's a bathroom.
It's a bathroom!
I'm scared!
You should've taken it off first!
It's a bathroom!
It's the same!
Isn't it too similar?
You idiot!
Well, our measurements were the same.
Be careful, we'll leave you one minute.
We'll leave you one minute.
Okay, let's count!
Let's go!
Ready...
Countdown starts.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Twelve.
Thirteen.
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
Sixteen.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
I got it.
How did you do it?
Three minutes...
Sixteen seconds.
What's the actual time?
The actual time is...
Two minutes and forty-four seconds!
Oh!
No way!
Well, well, well...
I think it's only thirty-two seconds.
Yes, yes, yes.
I read the trend and did it.
Oh, you did it yourself.
It took me three minutes to do it.
It's cold!
It's too hot!
Well, let's go back to your room.
Yes!
It was terrible.
But it wasn't bad.
Maybe this is the last video of this series.
If we win, we'll be in the winning team.
We'll decide it.
My attack...
This is the place!
Oh!
Basically, it's here.
The field is ready.
Let's see if the floor can be removed.
It can be removed once.
Then...
Please take it off.
What?!
Don't interrupt me!
I just did it!
I just pressed the button!
Why are you naked for three games out of four games?
Why is it like this?
What kind of video is this?
We're not in sync.
I'll take it all off.
This time...
There is a game that I have played in Okinawa.
The game is...
"Hit the Tampon".
Well, it's a little improved version.
Actually, the tournament I played was...
Well, at that time, it was an old man with an unfamiliar skinhead.
Tampon, you know, both of you.
In this state...
You're pulling each other.
If you miss, you lose.
Well, but we can't move this time.
So we're fixed.
Yes, and in that state, you're pulling me from behind with the same force.
If you miss, you'll get a point for your opponent.
Does that matter?
Does that matter at all?
No, it doesn't matter at all.
"Anal Tampons" will also lose.
That's the kind of situation we're in now.
I see.
You can't put it in yourself this time, can you?
Well, it starts with what you put in.
Well, it's a game that repeats itself.
I'd like you to put it in.
Well, each team...
Who?
Oh, well, Uematsu and Ryo are in it.
Yes, yes, yes, Uematsu is in it.
Well, we can't talk.
The rest is up to the judge.
Let's do it according to his instructions.
I know how to use "Shindacon".
I think it's the most fun now.
You don't have to say it.
It's different.
Ready, set, go!
Let's start the first "Anal Tampons" game.
Ryo, please get ready.
Mr. Super, can I put this in?
Yes, I'll open it for you.
Open.
Oops.
Well, then...
Ryo, please join us.
Let's go.
The first game.
Ready, set, go!
Oh, it's weak.
One step!
Yes!
How many seconds has it been?
Start!
This is a fierce battle!
Sorry about the time! Be conscious of the time!
This is fun!
My hair is flying!
For now,
Tetsuya is the winner!
I don't care anymore!
I haven't been invited yet!
I'll let you experience it first!
What is the time?!
180!
- 3 minutes and 1 second! - 3 minutes and 1 second...
Okay, so Rizawa-san, please give us the actual time!
Okay, the actual time!
3 minutes and 30 seconds!
- Oh! - So...
- Team Rikei gets a point! - Yay!
- Team Rikei wins! - Yay!
- Well, I got two points, so I'm satisfied. - You can't lose.
[Team Rikei wins!]
- Next round! - Yes!
Our team is the battle team of Taishou.
- Are you a man? - No, I'm not a physical person.
- Let's start with the first round. - Yes!
- This is it. - I've seen it before.
You put on a super mouse horn...
- And you get kicked in the butt by Ift. - Oh.
So you'll get hit one by one.
If you scream, you'll make a sound.
- I'll make you go crazy with the sound and pain. - Oh!
- You'll go crazy with the sound you make? - I'll go crazy.
- "What is this sound?" - "What's with the sound?"
Unfortunately, this man doesn't have a degree in communication.
- That's too much. - No, it's not.
- No, it's not.
- Isn't it different? - I thought it was two in one, but it was only one.
- Mr. Munkei. - Mr. Munkei.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I don't think this is done, right? - Mr. Munkei.
- I've heard a lot about you. - Mr. Munkei.
- Mr. Munkei.
- It's so small. - There's a lot of it.
- Why did you do it first? - It looks like you did it first.
- It doesn't matter if you do it first. - It doesn't matter.
- It doesn't matter.
- Why don't you guys care? - It's loud, it's loud, it's loud.
- This is louder than I thought. - Are you ready?
- Ready, go. - I'm going.
- What?! - What?!
- Equal.
It's equal.
I'll do it.
It hurts!
I'll do it.
It hurts!
It hurt just now.
It hurts!
Are you stupid?!
- We did it! - That was amazing!
- When it hit Momo, it was crazy. - It was crazy.
- Momo was crazy. - It was crazy.
- It hit Momo, didn't it? - I was really scared.
- I couldn't say it. - "Oh, it's different!" "Not that one!"
I couldn't say it.
What was the current time?
- 232 seconds. - It's 232 seconds.
So, 3 minutes and 52 seconds.
- It's a long time for us, too. - I see.
The current time is...
4 minutes and 22 seconds!
- 30 seconds? - 30 seconds!
- You did a good job! - Yeah.
- Wow! - You did a good job.
- We don't know if we'll win or lose. - This is a good match!
- Let's play the final round! - Okay.
- Okay! I prepared this. - Yeah.
I thought it would hit my butt.
- Oh, I see. - I didn't know that.
That's right.
- I don't know if it'll work or not. - Yeah.
But let's try it.
Marudashi-kun, your butt!
Please!
- There's a box in front of you. - Okay.
- Put your face in there. - Here I go!
Ready... Start!
- Oh, he's looking at you. - He's focused.
- Damn it! - You guys!
- There's no reaction. - There's no "oh!"
- If it was me, I'd be like "wow!" - "If you're good at it, at least react."
- "This is fine."
- "Ah! Get out of there! One of you!" - "You're funny, but you're doing it like this!"
- Isn't this "omeworld" too invincible? - "Omeworld"!
- I think I'm better at it. - There's one "mukade" in "ryo-san's" room.
- If "mukade" runs away, we're in trouble. - "Oh, "mukade" ran away!
- Scary! That was close! - I think "omeworld" has "mukade" in it.
- I'm glad you didn't see it. - "mukade" is in front of you.
- I can't see it. - "mukade" isn't here. Where did it go?
- "mukade" ran away. - Scary!
- Wait, scary! - Ah!
- What?! - "mukade" hates "mukade" the most.
- Is "mukade" there? - "mukade" hates "mukade" the most.
- Ah! "mukade" ran away! Don't "mukade" me!
"mukade" hates "mukade" the most.
- It was a battle of willpower. If we lost, "omeworld" would be in a lot of trouble.
- I forgot to say it.
- I'll put the money in here. - It's not equal, isn't it?
- No, it's not. - Is this an excuse? - No, it's not.
- It's over. - It's over.
- It's gone with an interesting movement outside the screen. - Wait!
- Oh, I got it! - No, the money! The money is gross!
- The money went to "omeworld". - If there was money, I probably couldn't do it.
- I'm very upset. - I bought a high-class money.
- Well, Mr. Yumemaru. - Yes? - What was the real - time time?
- Four minutes and seven seconds! - I think it was four minutes and seven seconds, but it's still our win.
- Yes, 30 seconds. - Please tell me the real-time budget. - The real-time budget is...
- Four minutes and forty-nine seconds! - Yeah!
- Nice! - What?
- So, the real-time budget of "Wow! What's This?" is...
- Four minutes and forty-nine seconds! - Thank you!
- Why? Why? Why? - It was helpful! - Why? Why? Why?
- There were a lot of things in this video. - It was messed up. - Haram is too stubborn. - It's messed up.
- The guy who doesn't understand the rules, and the guy who is wearing a tank top even though it's a new song, and...
- And the guy who is wearing a tank top even though it's a new song, and... - I forgot to say it afterwards.
- It's messed up. - It's messed up. - It's messed up.
- It doesn't matter if I searched for one minute and five seconds.
- Anyway, we'll think of a video that will make you suffer, so... - It's the worst. - Please do your best to verify it. - Yes.